Coughing Decoder

So recently today, I stumbled upon a forum that made their users post with *cough* in their posts. So then, that's when something hit me-er.. somebody. Aguiny suggested "Hey! Why are all these people coughing? Are they talking too fast?". I couldn't have my little hostile penguin struggle and hurt her brain at an attempt to read the text, so I decided to build this little gadget for her and everybody else.

What this machine does is remove the *cough*, or the entire word cough and reveals the actual message. It isn't the best of scripts, but you gotta admit, Aguiny has her moments.

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